Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Eric Did Not Wear a Tie Today

Eric did not wear a tie today. So what you say? Well, let me tell you.

He did not wear a tie today and...

  • My to-do box, which cleared up yesterday at 4:45, is full again.
  • I hit heavy traffic on the way to work and I was 15 mins late.
  • Coffee just does not taste as good today.
  • My lunch made me a bit nauseated.
  • My shoes do not feel comfortable today.
  • I can't seem to concentrate on my work.

He wore a tie yesterday and...

  • I was super-productive and cleared my to-do list.
  • The homemade gumbo I had for lunch was amazing.
  • Two cups of coffee and I was good to go.
  • I made it to work on time.
  • I did not end up all sweaty on the ride home on my scooter although it was in the 90's.
  • I received a call from my wife at 4:45, saying that she is making an executive decision, "I'm hungry and I do not feel like cooking. We are eating out!". Awesome news or what?!?!
I know that correlation is not causation, however, I think that Eric's tie wearing habit has an esoteric mystical (albeit creepy) quality, that can brighten my day. Who knows, perhaps your day too. Let the blogging begin!